"Now these are quality"
-WTF Cryptid Podcast
Adopt Us Today!
We're not like the other monsters in your life...
If you're interested in cryptozoology, you love a good yarn!
Fun socks are everywhere, but fun socks at extremely high quality? They're harder to find than Nessie herself. We hate that.
That's why we invented THE SOCKNESS MONSTER. Our socks are so comfortable and durable, it's scary! You'll keep your pairs of monsters for years, outlasting all of the novelty socks in your drawer.
Whether booting it through the woods, or haunting a fine gala, these socks work for ANY occasion. Try us out, and we will make you a believer...
Finest Materials, Finest Monsters
Our socks are made from fine Egyptian combed cotton. Hand finished with no seams to cut your foot or bother your toes.
We use a 200-Needle construction process, which is the finest thread-count availiable for socks.
These standards create a garmant which is in a word: 'superb'.
AND THEY'VE GOT CRYPTID MONSTERS ON THEM!!